PUBLIC MARKS from misspaige with tag humor

f someone quite reasonably complains that the Ying Yang Twins are medically verifiable retards, scold them as if they’ve just called Martin Luther King Jr. an ape. Not only will this pull the rug out from under any rational person, but it will create an air of superior liberal open-mindedness toward all varieties of music.

NIHILIST JOB RÉSUMÉ

Here's a collection some of our favorite Snakes on a Plane moments. We hope you like them. If you don't, hey, Snakes on a Plane, man.

It really is a biker fight.

People always used to approach me and try and talk about this and that. I wanted to punch them in the throat. Now they leave me the hell alone. Thanks, isolatr!

You Tube's "Trendspotting" with Dmetri Martin on MySpace.

So, who’s smarter – a Can of Crisco or a Scientologist? This is a tough question. A question that has been bothering mankind since L. Ron Hubbard published his hilarious book Dianetics in 1950. (thanks, eebmore!)

Tomorrow at Aziz Ansari and Friends, my roommates Merlin and Zach will be joining me for some bits. We were talking last night and decided its time for a sequel to the Shittiest Mixtape contest. Many people email me saying they could think of way better songs, etc. Well - here you go - post the songs you think would be good on the comments of this thread. Zach will read it and pick the 5 most popular from the list. (Only post one song in each comment). The key to these songs is that they should be pretty recognizable, although some weird Hungarian tuba troupe's music is real shitty, it just wouldn't work.

Hilarious gifs featuring celebrities - you will laugh.

The calendar of poop I made. You can buy one if you're a fan of poop.

Thanks to gtmcKnight for sharing this hilarious promotional video for Appalachian college.

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TheLonelyIsland.com: More Samberg.

The Chronic of Narnia Rap, in case you missed it on Saturday. Worth watching if you miss SNL being, you know, funny.

Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

Top Blogging hits, via Sweetney

The Adam Curry Wikipedia Controversy

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

As much as we like positivity, we thought we would be negative and reflect on the pure shite of 2005.

I am a genius. This website contains the most hard hitting thought provoking ideas you will ever encounter. You are so freakin lucky.

This is exactly what I needed

Self-explanatory and hilarious

World's Ugliest Animals Results

New Toilet seats with MP3 players

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