March 2008
Britney brings eyeballs to Mother
Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Britney s guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother gave the show its highest ratings ever. The critics blew Britney plenty of kisses too.
December 2007
Britney whines in new Piece of Me video
Poor Britney. She really has had a hard life. She s filthy rich, but inside she s empty and hollow. Britney, of course, is not to blame for her broken life. No, no. It s all the paparazzi s fault. Yeah, and the reason why Aretha Franklin eats so much is because Popeye s keeps having great meal deals. What a way to misplace the blame for your own shortcomings.
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