PUBLIC MARKS from misspaige with tag swoon

eneath the sprawling, antiquated streets of Old London, amongst a patchwork spiderweb of cables, cords and rusting pipes toils a madman. Once and still a brilliant man, Prof. Augustus Van Hipster, inventor and engineer of what we now know to be the English Hipster, was driven insane an age ago by grief and despair, but still he sends his soulless attempts at man upwards.